Archive | February, 2013

B says the darndest things

12 Feb

Waking him up for his favorite BBQ waiting in line for over an hour and buying us beers:

“You could have a worst wife.”

” I could”  he says.  Then thinking a moment, “I did.”

 

While watching, The Lying Game.

Me: “Sometimes I wish I had smaller titties so I could wear clothes like that.”

B very softly, shaking his head: “Shhhhhhhhhhhh.”

 

No longer a house wife my regular chores are getting pushed aside.  I noticed a shirt not going through the proper circulation.  Like-never.:

Me: “Did you dig that shirt out of the hamper?”

B: “No.  It was on the back of the [bathroom]door.”

Me: “Well, you have a whole closet full of cleaner ones is all I’m saying.”

B: “Yeah, but are they as awesome as this one?  NO!”

 

On getting married:

Me: “I was so scared you weren’t going to show up.”

B: “We rode together.”

 

 

Watching James Bond.  Someone says orphans make the best spies

Me: “See honey, you could’ve been a spy.”

B: “Who says I’m not?”

 

 

I Love Hearts

5 Feb

Hearts

Garland Hearts in Amsterdam

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Heart in a Window in Bordeaux

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Sand Heart in San Diego

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Heart in my Beer, Austin

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Heart in the sky, San Diego

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Heart on a Dumpster, Austin

 

Pate Heart, Toulouse

Pate Heart, Toulouse


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