Archive | September, 2011

Husbands say the darndest things

28 Sep

Using all the paper towels
“Well, what did we get them for? We got them to use, right?”

Zipping by drivers “Citizen on Patrol! LOOK OUT!”

“I think given the opportunity I would get robot arms. Or maybe just replace my bones with titanium.”

Me: “Why can’t I touch it?”
B: “Because I have to go to the bathroom.”
Me: “Well, go to the bathroom!”
B: “I’m waiting for the right moment.”

“Who has eight grand just lying around?”
“Some people have savings, honey”
“Yeah, people who don’t know how to live.”